~ I wouldn't order coffee at all. Instead, I'd order a tall sugar-free vanilla soy steamer. I'm not much of a coffee drinker and these are my favorite!
~ I'd probably immediately start showing off pictures of my new nephew (and probably my other nieces and nephews too!) Because as my husband likes to tell me I'm a tad bit "obsessed" with him. But how can you not be?! Just LOOK at that cuteness...
~ I'd tell you how stressed I am about getting everything done that we need to this summer. It all seems a bit overwhelming at the moment...I'd need some reassurance that it WILL all get done.
~ I'd probably want you to talk more. I have a hard time talking about myself. And, really, my life isn't all that exciting so I don't usually have much to talk about.
~ I'd try to explain my recent obsession with bagels. I'm a total carbs girl to begin with. Buuuuuut right now bagels are all I can think about.
~ I'd explain that being a wife is the best thing ever. Being a home-owner...not so much.
~ I'd also explain that I'm really not as weird as I may seem at times. And if you really knew me, you'd know that's not true (because I AM weird!) but you'd hopefully love me anyways.
~ I'd tell you that running is amazing and if you don't already, I'll probably try to convince you to start running (but ya'll probably knew that already...it's been no secret on this blog that I love running!)
~ I'd tell you I have big dreams...and just might share a few of those with you if you ask.
~ If you do in fact ask, it might come out that my dream job is to work for the FBI. And to live on the water someday...in a big house. And to have a boat...a BIG, fast boat. Oh, and to get a boob job and a tummy tuck after I'm done having kids (hey - keepin' it real here folks!)
~ And I may even spill a few secrets...or gossip a bit...if prevoked :-p
~ And lastly, I'll tell you how grateful I am for you taking the time out of your day to hang out with me. And I'd end our visit with a hug. Because that's just how I roll.
Hey ~ I'm Renée...just your ordinary, 30-something Accountant, new mommy, wife, runner, foodie, & Pinterest addict! Welcome to my newest adventure...stay awhile...look around...and keep comin' back!